Turn Into Bread

Turn Into Bread

by Ella Parker -
Number of replies: 0

Wheat Bread In Prison


I really have no clue man, why would you want to turn into bread? What benefit would this power give you? What if you are allergic to wheat???? Then what?? This is the plot of I Am Bread, the hit 2015 videogame. The ultimate goal? Toast.


It is 7 AM and I have not gotten to go to bed yet.


On another completely separate topic, would you rather be bitten by hundreds of snakes every minute, or turn into a bird with a million dollars?